Cast of characters during CWG - An epic (Mahabharata) analogy

Manmohan Singh - Dhritarashtra
Sonia Gandhi - Shakuni
Kalmadi - Duryodhana
USA NRIs (pre-1980s; retired; drawing Social Security) - In swargaloka
USA NRIs (1980s or later; still working) - In Trishanku swarga
IBN CNN, ITV etc (not telecast in USA) - Sanjaya